Category: Funny

check my email this morning and found this. thought it would be fun to share it with everyone. btw, all the captions are also from the email. enjoy..!

Disclaimer : I don’t mean to make fun of the ppl who made these signs coz my English is not perfect either but these are so entertaining. so, if you don’t like what you see, by all means, pls go away without making a sound. thank you!

1. Very difficult to make up what it is about ?

2. Maybe in Japan , there are Males who are not ‘ Man ‘

3. Bring ur own tissue….I think

I’ve got an idea – to sell used tissues – tatz a good business!!!

4. Cheese Fair or ‘ Afraid of Cheese ‘

5. This is better than Singapore . They can contruct their own WATER…

6. U jump on the Elevator = Jail ?

7. Japlish  "L" is substituted with "R" .. and this is what happens!!!

8. They even have a room for this….

9. U will need a smoke after reading this…

10. The best so far….

11. The even advertise their price hike…

12. Their mags need refrigeration….

13. Maksudnya SOLD OUT gitu ..

14. Untuk orang beriman… doa terus !!!

15. Shud consider doing business with this Co.

i was watching Denise Richards’ reality show last saturday and there was this one time when one of her friends [or maybe it was her sister] said "checkout this website". can you guess what’s written on the subtitle?

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LAMAN SESAWANG!

i was like, hahh???? laman sesawang?????

i’ve never used that phrase before. sounds weird…

yesterday, my colleague stumbled upon a funny video clip on youtube – sabahan’s rendition of the movie 300. OMG, it’s so funny and we even found a part 2 of the clip. so hilarious the whole office almost roll on the floor laughing. you can watch the video clips here:-

Sabahan 300

Sabahan 300 Pt 2

another wonder of the internet. 10 yrs ago, i had never imagine that we’d be able to watch videos online but now, you can find a lot of web tv sites on the net. on a [slightly] different note, recently, Carlsberg has also launch it’s own Web-TV channel mainly related to football and fan life. Carlsberg web-tv quoted :-

PartOfTheGame.tv is the place to share glorious victories, proud defeats, or epic moments. Think, talk, sing, shout, cry, argue, smile or simply love football, that’s what PartOfTheGame.tv is all about.

They have categorized their videos into 5 channel which is Fan Life, Football Magic, On Tour, Half Time and Our Game. I’m definitely sure all the football freaks out there are going to love this web-tv. Well, i’m not even that into football, but i find myself clicking one video after another simply because it’s really fun to watch. i bet come World Cup 2010, www.partofthegame.tv would become one of the top visited sites on the net.

i wonder in the next 10 years or so, what else can we expect from the World Wide Web?

just admit it.

waiting for your turn at the bank can be really boring, especially if you’re alone, it’s a few days before raya and the bank is packed with ppl doing some last minute money-changing, you have to stand coz all the waiting seats are taken, there are like 20 ppl before your turn is up and there is only one or two open counter(s).

wouldn’t it be nice if you can do something to kill the time?

my friend, si-kicik has come up with some brilliant ideas [mind you, si-kicik is always full of brilliant ideas] on what to do while waiting.

so, how? can use kah the ideas? let me know what you think aa..

wow!!! this has really made my day!!

i feel like laughing so hard til  my lungs burst!

go on… click on the link below already! aren’t you curious to know? why are u still here… oh, and do let me know your thoughts on it, ok?

How to increase your Google AdSense earning figure in unbelievably easy steps!

Inspirational, isn’t it?

These two are hanging on my partition wall, right in front of me. planning on adding more soon…

oklah! Need to get back to work.

Toodles peeps!

I’ve heard this joke b4, but dont really know if it’s true. saw this again in the mailbox, sent by my niece so… i thought i’d better share it with you.

This incident happened to a very well-known DJ, perhaps a few years back when she was still working for Radio 4. Bear in mind, i’m not really sure if this is true so, name is withdrawn to protect anything that needs to be protected.

A DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to call to answer trivia questions. The first caller to give the correct answer would get a prize from the sponsor. She asked: “Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride” A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not knowing the answer to the question, she asked the DJ for a clue. “Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning.” she said. The lady confidently said : “Talcum powder”. The DJ did not return to the air until after a few songs!

OMG! i dun even know what to say…

kesian juga laa… hehehehhh…

*smack own head* DO NOT LAUGH!

trus kan, dia gusuk2 lagi kepala dia… sakit bah mangkali tu, kan?

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A: No time at all it is already built.

Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands.

Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A: No Problem, He sleeps at night.

Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It will be Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q: What looks like half apple?
A: The other half.

Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q: What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.

Q: Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”

The boy thought for a while and said,”My choice is one really difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this, what comes first, Day or Night?”

The boy jolted into reality as his appointment depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”

“How?” the interviewer asked.

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”